I just posted on facebook that I am collecting funny, wise beyond their years, strange etc children stories like this one from Bonnie Brimhall Pauley–
Everyone needs a Riley Jo in their life to cheer them up. My mood was quite blue until she came down today. Part of my conversation…
Riley Jo: Mamaw, do you have on a bra today?
Me: Yes, I do.
Riley Jo: Well, what color is it? (as she is trying to lift my shirt up)
And this one from me–
There was a barn dance at a friend’s place. I took five year old Luke and after a while he had to pee. We went outside and I suggested that he go farther away from the barn, up where the last car was parked. He said no. I asked why.
“There are duty homers up there.”
“What are duty homers?”
“Like a fox with a larger mouth. And they live under the ground and they walk funny.”
“What do they eat?”
“What are meal smalls like?”
“Hats and rooters.”